No, actually, I'm so not American...

British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 3

Australian
[x] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs", not "flip-flops".
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 6

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 3

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 5

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's Day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have hair everywhere.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 7

African American
[x] You say n***a casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[x] You refer to people as 'dawg' or 'homie'.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 7

Asian
[x] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You play/have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 5

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2.
[ ] You like Limburger cheese.
Total: 3

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh. A lot.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 3

American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3

Level 1
(X) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(X) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR:3

Level 2
(X) Are / Been In Love
(X) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(X) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 6

Level 3
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(X) Skipped Class
(x) Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 10

Level 4
(X) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantART / sheezyart Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
( ) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 11

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
(X) Met Someone Through Internet
(X) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 15

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(X) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can't Have
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(X) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 19

Level 7
(X) Had A Tea Party
(X) Flown A Kite
(X) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
(X) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 24

Level 8
(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(X) Gone Sliding
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 29

Level 10
(X) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
(X) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 31

Level 11
(X) Been Tickled
(X) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(X) Been cheated on
(X) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 35

Level 12
(X) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(X) Had Detention
(X) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 38

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(X) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 39

Level 14
(X) Hated The Way You Look
(X) Witnessed A Crime
(X) Pole Danced
(X) Questioned Your Heart
(X) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 44

Level 15
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(X) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 47

Level 16
(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(X) Played Cops And Robbers
(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 52

Level 17
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls
(X) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 56

Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(X) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 59

Level 19
(X) Crashed A Party
(X) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(X) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 62

Level 20
(X) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
(X) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 65

Level 21
(X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
(x) Kicked A Fish
(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(X) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 69

Level 22
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(X) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(X) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(X) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 73

Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(X) Climbed A Tree
(X) Had/Been In A Tree House
(X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 76

Level 24
(X) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(X) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 78

Level 25
(X) Played Chinese Chicken
(X) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(X) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(X) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 82

Level 26
(X) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(X) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(X) Caught A Butterfly
(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 87

Level 27
(X) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(X) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(X) Cheated On A Test
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name
(X) French Braided Someones Hair
(X) Gone Skinny Dipping
(X) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 94
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Level 28
(X) Rode A Roller Coaster
(X) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(X) Had A Cavity
(X) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 98

Level 29
(X) Been Used
(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(X) Licked A Cat
(X) Bitten Someone
(X) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 103

Level 30
(X) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
(while is was raining) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(X) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 105

Repost this with the title:
I've Done __ of the 120 stupidest things. (with your total in that blank spot.)

So i worked at Hobbit American Grill, key word 'worked.' This morning at nine o'clock Hobbit was officially sold to two owners who are now calling the place Canopy Roads Cafe. The new owners told us that our place was basically a "dive bar for drunkards" which really tore us up a little. They said that they are going to change our menu the way we cook what we wear and how our store looks. I can handle most of these things but i was due for two raises in the next three weeks so my pay would go from being $7.25 to $8.25 an hour. And now we get paid every week instead of every two which isn't that bad. Oh and after the meeting this morning we had three cooks quit which means that im going to be working every night this week til 10 or later. They serve breakfast now which means we have to learn that and they're open from 7 til 10 which means unless im starting two hours early then my hours are going to be cut and im not cool with that at all. i will be livid. Not to mention that now i have to fill out a whole bunch of new paper work for my 'new' job and for DCT stress i don't want to go through.

Good news my pay check this week was 300.00 and my boyfriends was 277.00 so even though he may have to pay a 200.00 speeding ticket maybe i'll have a good xmas anyways.

anyway that was my last hour and a half all sumed up into a very long ranting two paragraph. Sorry for those of you who read it.

in other news my boyfriend ans i's official one month is wednesday. Wooo! i don't think we're really doing anything. lol oh ya and im on birth control now yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

And i absolutly love my boyfriend!!!!!!

Sorry about being inactive.

my computer was wiped so i basically can do nothing....

but on a lighter note i go back to school in a weeks and a day where i will be ruling as a senior finally!!! and i get to go back and be with my friends, especially *Coral-APTX i kinda miss seeing her everyday even though sometimes she just needs a good knock on the noggin. <3

And tomorrow is my bfs birthday! I told him i was gonna make him a cake and i asked him what kind he wanted and he said something chocolatly and something strawberry-e but he wanted them together and after pondering this for a day or two i finally figured out how to make it work and it's gonna be amazing...actually it is amazing cause i already made it but it hasn't been tasted yet so we'll see. ^.^

oh yea i also got some narly candles to put on them they're light up neon O.O and they were right next to the glowsticks so i couldn't resist. haha!

btw if you try to contact me i probably wont answer cause im prolly gonna be shit faced. Drunk and stoned out of my mind. so leave a message and when i sober up maybe i'll get back to you<3


in other news i went to pick up my pay check today and my main manager looked at my pay and was like, "why the fuck are you making this much money? You should be making more than this! why didn't you tell me!?" i just sat there and smiled which means my pay is going to be going up from $6.79 to $7.00 an hour and in the same week i should be getting a raise so i'll be going up from $6.79 to $7.25 hell yes!!!!!! im excited!!! woo money!!! i love having those hundreds in my pocket *fan self with hundreds*

anyways im outy gotta get up like super super early to get ready for tomorrow even though his lazy butt wont be up till i wake him up. im thinking maybe i just walk in with no clothes on or wrap myself in wrapping paper and thats it. lol genious!!!!! hahahahahahaha...i kill myself


peace love and happiness yall!

Stupid Things
Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex.
So far= 3

Level 2
( ) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
So far= 5

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
(x) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
So far= 9

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantART / sheezyart Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
( ) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
So far= 9

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
So far= 13

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By.
(x) Made A Snow Angel
So far= 17

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
So far= 21

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sliding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
So far= 26

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake
So far= 28

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
So far= 31

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
So far= 34

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
So far= 35

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
So far= 40

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
So far= 43

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
So far= 48

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
So far= 52

Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
So far= 54

Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
So far= 56

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
So far= 57

Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
(x) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the Stars
So far= 61

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
So far= 65

Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
So far= 67

Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
So far= 69

Level 25
(wtf?) Played Chinese Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
So far= 72

Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x sorta...) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
So far= 76

Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
So far= 81

Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
So far= 85

Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
So far= 89

Level 30
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
(xwhile it was) Had sex in the rain
(x) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
So far= 94

Shane beat me by two damn >.<